"Are Men the New Women?"

Glamour, October 2014

We women ask a lot from the men in our lives. We want them strong and stoic but also apple-pie sweet. We want them to be take-charge technicians in bed but also to anticipate when we require gentleness. We want hot yet enlightened cavemen. Farm boys who write books. Cowboys who cook quinoa. We would also like them to pull their weight in this pigsty and to help take care of the kids, and if science made male breast-feeding possible, then we’d be fine with that too—but note that this process must not result in man boobs. That would not be fine.